Recovering A Long Drive

When I first became interested in computer-generated text, it was through Twitter bots. Littered periodically through my feed were posts from these odd machines: whether it was emoji art, micro-stories, or news-headlines-turned-haikus, I loved how these varied outputs brought a whimsical inflection to my doom-scrolling. My favourite bot was called @a_long_drive, which posted short prose fragments of two unnamed characters on an endless, unsettling road trip:

Dusk falls. I ask about those men we found in the barn. She pulls out another cigarette.

Just passed into Dallas. I love it here. Reminds me of an old memory.

She reads from a strange paperback.

Been driving all day. Over the radio, we hear a man screaming about fascists.

Like many creative bots, @a_long_drive drew from a textual corpus made by its creator, a bank of words and sentence templates which would be semi-randomly put together in specified combinations. In 2018, I decided I would attempt to reverse-engineer this corpus by collecting posts from the bot and sifting through them for underlying patterns in the grammar, and in the process hopefully learning how I might make something similar myself. I only got as far as copying 22 tweets into a Google Doc before my honours year studies consumed my attention.